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GOLDEN KNIGHTS SELECT ROSTER: Already Greatest Team of All-Time

Tonight, after days of deliberation, deal-making and flat-out extortion, the Las Vegas Golden Knights announced the players who would join Knights Legends Reid Duke and Vadim Shipachyov on their relentless bloodletting of the NHL en route to their first of a minimum seven consecutive Stanley Cups. While these picks are being announced, it’s also right […]


Fork and CT have returned, just in time for the playoffs to have already started! Tonight they discuss: Bandwagon fans The Blackhawks and how they are finished (not really) Prospective Golden Knights A bunch of other crap, most of it involving Heelys Hockey cards! Seriously, if you know a Heely ninja please contact us

Puckcast: Hockeenight Goofs Off

  In their Thanksgiving preview Fork, CT and Krista welcome in Edmonton’s own Mike Fail to talk about a lot of things, some of which may or may not be hockey: Is Calgary taking good care of our precious Blackhawk favorites? Road Warrior Animal Malort Fork explains to Mike why Canadian Thanksgiving is in October A […]


  With a dearth of hockey news, and Jon Stewart dead in a ditch or something, Fork and CT turned their sights on America’s other favorite past time: POLITICS. Yes, really. Who does Hockeenight endorse this year? I DON’T REMEMBER Is George Hutchins still running for Congress, being weird and inexplicably using pictures from his […]

Puckcast: Rambling About Stuff

Fork, CT and Krista convened tonight for a Puckcast.  Here’s some stuff they talked about: PK Subban being traded for an older, worse player with a longer contract Thus robbing us of sweet Maple Leaf tears when Steven Stamkos stayed in Tampa Brian Campbell is back And from there it goes downhill We try to […]


This week Fork and CT sit down to talk: GONNADRINKEN was a huge success and we love everyone who attended We missed you Block Andrew Shaw and the return of Blackhawks Facebook CT is drinking Fork is indirectly responsible for the Malorting of Olympic athletes What’s going to happen to Toronto when Stamkos signs in […]

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