GAME 1, BITCHES!!!



We're busting out the Rally Mullet for the start of Round Two, which is territory the Hawks haven't ventured into since before Bill Clinton tried putting a round bed into the Oval Office.

What the Hawks need to do tonight is play their game. They really didn't do it against Calgary until they were down 3 in Game 4, but dominated from that point forward, outscoring the Flames 12-3 after that. But, of course, that's ancient history.

If they can be aggresive on offense, and force the Canucks to try playing river hockey with them, they can win. The one qualifier is, Luongo can get hot enough to make every "if" irrelevant. Hell, so can Khabibulin.

Bottom line is, you can post your predictions here (CT called Hawks in 7, the other guy called Canucks in 6), and get ready for hockey and shoutboxing tonight.

Oh, and quit fucking around and click on the Beard-A-Thon button. The dough goes to Blackhawks Charities. They've given us a pretty cool season, the least you can do is give them a days' lunch money. Besides, this fucking beard ITCHES.

 

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  • 4/30/2009 11:02 AM Mike D. wrote:
    The game's on Versus tonight. Sadly, IPA Mullet Guy will *not* be recognizing his unlimited income potential.

    He'll be back on his tele-headset, ready to be closing for Saturday's game, however. IPA Mullet Guy says people who won't work Saturdays have to put their coffees down.
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  • 4/30/2009 12:52 PM Dave B wrote:
    I think the Hawks can and will win this series, but it will have to be in six or less. Not sure they can win a Game 7 in Vancouver.

    And tonight's game will be the easiest to "steal" on the road.
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  • 5/19/2009 3:31 PM Kykriniks wrote:
    I think you it is right into the account of Vancouver! Too it seems to me that Hawks will not sustain more than 6 games, but in a life everyone happens, therefore it is necessary to look.
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  • 5/21/2009 11:08 AM Jon wrote:
    I think the Hawks can and will win this series, but it will have to be in six or less. Not sure they can win a Game 7 in Vancouver .
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