So, we're two weeks into the offseason, and I'm already bored.

Sure, the the NHL Draft is going on tonight(and if you haven't already checked out the great draft previews at  Cycle Like the Sedins, please do), but that's not really that interesting when your team is picking 28th instead of 1st or 3rd (not that I'm complaining about having a low draft pick).  And while we're on the cusp of the beginning of the free agent season, it appears that the Hawks most pressing business this year will be locking up guys like Dave Bolland, Kris Versteeg and maybe signing Martin Havlat to a one year deal, as opposed to last year's shopping spree.   Again, not a bad situation to be in, but it hardly makes for compelling blogging.

Anyway, since not much interesting is going on in the hockey world right now (I don't care what anyone says, drafts are NOT interesting), tonight's Friday Night Fight will step outside the hockey universe, and instead feature a fight that's longer than the entire offseason.  The tale of the tape:

Keith David
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs.
Hometown: Harlem, NY USA
Likes: Blue collars, hard work, stacking cheddar
Dislikes: Nonsense of any kind, sunglasses

VS.

Roddy Piper
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 235 lbs.
Hometown: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Likes: Feathered hair, wearing kilts, rowdiness
Dislikes: Aliens, emoting, people who won't wear sunglasses