ROADWATCH AT WHIRLAWAY: Meatheads Unite!
So I asked Matthew Dirt when the Second City Hockey guys were going to get their shit together and have a Roadwatch at Whirlaway.
Turns out it's Thursday night for the Phoenix game.
Come on down, hang out. The owners are cool, and they're Hawks fans. Hell, there will be more people in Whirlaway than there will be in the arena in Phoenix.
Besides, you get a chance to see yours truly, along with other losers who write hockey blogs, and you can laugh at how truly pathetic we all are.
Best of all, since I'll be bumping club soda all night, you don't even have to buy me a drink. Everybody wins.
Whirlaway is on Fullerton near Kedzie. Be there or be CT.
CT invited me to watch the game with him in his DuPage County bunker. He'll be serving Miller High Life.
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Muldoon's in Wheaton. They have High Life and LaBatts!
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Nobody enters the bunker without first testing negative for H1N1.
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Kyle Wellwood is so fat that swine get Wellwood flu.
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I resent being called a pathetic loser. Actually, no I don't. You're right. Damnit.
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