Friday Night Fights: Trade Rumor Edition
Well, the rosters are frozen for the Olympic break, but not before the Hawks got to make one deal, sending Cam Barker to Minnesota in exchange for Kim Johnsson. Which makes tonight's rundown of the trade rumors all the more fun, because while Barker's trade puts the kibosh on a lot of rumors, it also gives us the opportunity to stick-poke one of our favorite "experts".
Anyway, let's breakdown some of the rumors we've heard lately, most of them courtesy of our good friend Dave Morris.
Cristobal Huet to Boston/Florida/Dallas for Tim Thomas/Tomas Vokun/Marty Turco
Source: Various, from beat writers, to columnists to bloggers to random meatheads who just hate Huet.
Pros: Someone new to complain about! Goalie is no longer French. Turco's $5.7 million cap hit would come off the books for next year.
Cons: Vokun and Thomas have pretty much the same career stats as Huet, with similar or worse contracts, along with the added bonus of being older than him. Marty Turco simply sucks.
Conclusion: Keep trying, meatheads.
Corey Crawford to the New York Rangers for Donald Brashear
Source: All-around Hockeenight contributor Dave Morris
Pros: Pretty sure Dave just made this up (although he's so earnest, it's hard to tell), however, pretending it's real, Brashear is evidentially so tough that his mere presence on the bench is of such comfort to his mates that they themselves feel like King Kong.
Cons: That King Kong shit doesn't always work out:
Anyway, let's breakdown some of the rumors we've heard lately, most of them courtesy of our good friend Dave Morris.
Cristobal Huet to Boston/Florida/Dallas for Tim Thomas/Tomas Vokun/Marty Turco
Source: Various, from beat writers, to columnists to bloggers to random meatheads who just hate Huet.
Pros: Someone new to complain about! Goalie is no longer French. Turco's $5.7 million cap hit would come off the books for next year.
Cons: Vokun and Thomas have pretty much the same career stats as Huet, with similar or worse contracts, along with the added bonus of being older than him. Marty Turco simply sucks.
Conclusion: Keep trying, meatheads.
Corey Crawford to the New York Rangers for Donald Brashear
Source: All-around Hockeenight contributor Dave Morris
Pros: Pretty sure Dave just made this up (although he's so earnest, it's hard to tell), however, pretending it's real, Brashear is evidentially so tough that his mere presence on the bench is of such comfort to his mates that they themselves feel like King Kong.
Cons: That King Kong shit doesn't always work out:




Just for the record, I did not say "Trade Huet". I am a realist in that no other team would want a bad goalie with a bad contract.
I was thinking about that fight that Wisnewski had the other day. That stupid fight he had after the game led to him being injured for nearly a month.
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On the contrary, a Vokoun-Huet swap is with the realm of the possible.
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...ahem, within the realm of the possible.
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You're not the only meatball, ya meatball.
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Now that the Hawks have Johnsson and Hjalmarsson, meatballs rule. Swedish meatballs that is.
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