Once again, we at HOCKEENIGHT welcome the musings of former Blackhawks farmhand Pierre Duguay, holder of the Central Hockey League record for hooking penalties in a game, with 9. Take it away, Pierre!

Les salutations et le Jour de Canada Heureux aux lecteurs de Nuit d'Hockee de Longueuil !

It has been far to long since I've been able to contribute to this fine publication. However, the Québécois Provincial Courts move, as Forque might say, ralentir comme chier. Still, it is nice to be back, fully acquitted, and reinstated in my dual role as chief maintenance engineer and hockey coach at the Fleur De Lis Reformatory for Girls here in beautiful Longueuil, Québéc.

For those who may have come here in my absence, I did play for the Dallas Black Hawks for the 1972-73 season, in the Central Hockey League. We competed for the Adams Trophy, and I was very proud to sit in the press box watching all my fellow Blackhawks play so hard. I also gained my fame that season, setting the CHL record for slashing penalties in a season with 197, thus earning me the nickname Coupe Longueuil, or "Cut Of Longueuil" In fact, I became so popular back here they actually started a hairstyle called Coupe Longueuil in my honor. Not even the great Jean Beliveau ever had a hairstyle named after him.

So there's been a great deal of news since I last posted, l'a non ?

This Wellwood fellow has managed to convince his team that he's in better shape when he's out of shape. Tabernak! Where was this thinking when my coach knocked the cigarette out of my hand, saying, "No smoking on the bench, câlice!"

Perhaps Monseiur Wellwood will be inspired to raise the Stanley Cup, now that's it's made of chocolate. His âne gros.will be the last player on his team to spend a day with the Cup, intentional or not.

After the jour de gloire when Sidney Crosby scored the game-winning goal in Vancouver, his equipment went missing, and Reebok offered a $10,000 reward. How do you split the reward among the millions who said, "Check the equipment bags?"

There's a poll for Most Annoying Fans in the NHL? How did Dallas get an NHL team after the way they treated me, always booing?

My bags are packed. Maybe it's time for Coupe Longueuil to make a comeback in Atlanta.

A young Minnesota player did what's known in Longueuil as "The Duguay".

Well, it's once again time for me to take my leave, as the young ladies here are getting ready for le battement du fait de baiser l'un de l'autre. so, until next time, au revoir des lecteurs Longueuil de Nuit d'Hockee!