Friday Night Fights: Enough Talk
FINALLY. The first game of the Stanley Cup finals is nearly upon us. It seems like ages since the Hawks dispatched the San Jose Sharks, but it's only been 5 days. That's not so long. Unless you're a Chicago Blackhawks fan. That's way too much time for a Hawks fan to have inside their own head.
Don't believe me? I secretly bugged the home of a typical Blackhawk fan and eavesdropped on him during the last week. Let's see what he had to say:
MONDAY
Blackhawks Fan: FUCK YEAH! The Hawks are going to the Stanley Cup finals. Man, I can't believe they swept the Sharks. This team is unstoppable. Montreal, Philadelphia, it's all the same to me. Bring 'em on.
TUESDAY
BF: So, the Flyers won, eh? Well, these aren't the Broad Street Bullies, I'm not afraid of these fuckers. Hell, other than New Jersey, they didn't beat anybody in the playoffs, and the East sucks. Plus, they barely made the playoffs as it is. We'll kill these fuckers.
WEDNESDAY
BF: Jesus, this Flyers team could be more formidable than I thought. They've got some good forwards and even the defense looks tough. I mean Pronger's old, but he's dirty as hell and they're pretty mobile. That makes me nervous.
THURSDAY
BF: Wait, so they've got Mike Richards, Jeff Carter AND Simone Gagne now? Is that even fair? Jesus Christ, these guys are better than the 1984 Oilers?!? I just hope none of our boys gets hurt.
FRIDAY
Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
BF: SCOTT FUCKING HARTNELL IS ON MY FRONT PORCH! HE'S LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT ME!
Operator: Sir, I told you last time you called, we dispatched a squad car to your premises, and the only thing on your front porch is some kind of Sasquatch. Simply spray him with deer urine, and he'll probably just run off.
BF: HOW THE FUCK COULD WE TRADE MICHAEL LEIGHTON FOR MILAN BARTOVIC?!?
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As you can see, it's been a tough week for some of us. But the wait is almost over. Tomorrow at 7 pm, the speculation and analysis ends, and we can finally watch some damn hockey.
And don't worry about the Broad Street Bullies. Not while Brent Sopel is around.
Posted by CT at 5/28/2010 8:13 PM 
Categories: Chicago Blackhawks, Philadelphia Flyers, 2010 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Friday Night Fights
Tags: Playoffs Blackhawks Friday Night Fights Flyers
Categories: Chicago Blackhawks, Philadelphia Flyers, 2010 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Friday Night Fights
Tags: Playoffs Blackhawks Friday Night Fights Flyers
Funny how Brent Sopel was once referred to as an "offensive" defenseman.
Let's.Go.Hawks.
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Gentlemen, the inexplicable exclusion of the Honchos of HockeeNight! from the so-called 'round tables' organized by the 'other' ringleaders of the Hawkeyblog-o-rama is but a tiny blemish on an otherwise exceptional season.
Who could have imagined Les Hawques would capture a Division and a Conference Championship, and be here now?
Enjoy this moment, everyone.
These are all too rare.
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Dave, if not being in the round tables doesn't bother us, it shouldn't bother you.
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Rest assured my friend, I have not lost a wink of sleep over it.
Closure is a good thing, though.
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