HOCKEENIGHT TURNS 3: And You Didn't Buy Us Anything
Three years ago, there was a meeting of the minds. The stuff of legends, really. Much like the Founding Fathers or whoever it was that decided starting up Canada was a good idea.Fork: I was thinking about starting a Hawks blog.
CT: Me too.
Fork: Want to do one together? It'll be half the work and half the cost for each of us.
CT: Sounds good.
And with that, Hockeenight was off and running. In that time, we've seen approximately 2000 Blackhawks blogs fire up, which is pretty cool, considering it really wasn't that long ago that the Hawks operated amidst thundering indifference.
Also in that time, we've recapped damn near 300 games, done damn near 150 Puckcasts, damn near a million BMBRolls in the Shoutbox, managed to buy blocks of tickets for readers and witnessed the Chicago Blackhawks winning the Stanley Cup.
Last weekend, our new friends Sam and Nolan at Galway Bay gave us Tonkfest, our first ever Hockeenight boozeup. A good time was had by all, and 4 bottles of sweet Jeppson's Malört were consumed.
The coming year will see an offseason where the Hawks will actually have a little Cap space, 10 draft picks, and the name "Winnipeg" on the schedule for the first time in 16 years.
FORK: I know I never expected to find out that people we've never met actually read what we have to say. Especially if you go back to the early days, when we did a lot of Onion-style things, some of which worked better than others. (We still get hits from political message boards over this) We still occasionally get hits from here and there where people link to us and talk about how much we suck. It probably happens more than I know, but I don't really check that often, and I'm pretty sure CT doesn't either.
This is also the time of year when I thank Andy at Desipio and Bad Kermit at Hire Jim Essian (Together they do Fisted Foul) for basically creating a template for us to rip off.
My favorite part of doing this are the Puckcasts. True story, for the most part it's the only time during the week when CT and I actually speak to one another. We genuinely dislike each other. We've even managed to live in different counties in order to have enough space between us to give the acrimony room to breathe.
Seriously, my second favorite part in all of this is reading whatever CT writes. I always wind up laughing my ass off at whatever he has to say. I think it was the 2008-09 season when his recap of a game against the Wild consisted solely of him ranting about his flooded basement and hatred of Jacques Lemaire. While it sucked that his basement flooded, it was insanely funny.
Finally for me, thanks to everyone who reads us, and follows us on Twitter and Facebook. Now go buy some shit so our layout will be a little less next year, OK?
CT: Wow, three whole years of hockey blogging. On the internet, that's like 47 years. It's tough to say what my favorite part of all this has been. The fame? The fortune? The Malort? No, it's probably the many enemies I've made across the world, including Kyle Wellwood, John Scott (probably), the writers and commenters at the Fifth Feather, Barry Rozner and every self-respecting Hawks messageboard there is.
And of course, no Nixonian Enemies list would be complete without Forklift. Ah, who am I kidding? I can't badmouth the greatest dancer in the Hawks blogosphere. He is the brains behind virtually every discontinued regular feature on this website. He also handles the one-liners dispensed on our Twitter account, and who else could have assembled Hockeenight's crack team of mathletes? I miss those guys.
In all seriousness, it's been a blast. Through various Puckcasts and Shoutbox sessions, we've gotten to
know a lot of our readers and other bloggers, and even celebrate a long-awaited Stanley Cup championship
together. Fork and I have always said if this stopped being fun, we'd stop doing it, and it's still fun, so you're
stuck with us for at least another year.
Of course, if I had to pick my own favorite thing I've ever done here, it'd be this.
Oh, and fuck Jacques Lemair.




Keep up the mediocre work. I strive for that level myself as a commentor. Where's Morris anyway?
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I think he's proofreading an article on how and why Bickell will fill in for Ladd on the 3rd line.
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Fucking penis loaves. At least you are keeping the Perv Face alive and well.
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Out of all the things you two men have accomplished, there is still one thing you have yet to do: Put me on the Puckcast.
Congratulations on three wonderful years...assholes.
P.S. I am still an angry douche.
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Fro, that is our greatest accomplishment of all.
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Congratulations.
Your ability to waste your time as well as mine is a true gift.
Any word from Dave Morris?
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I think CT was drunk at Tonkfest...
Oh, I'm supposed to say something about your three years of publicly being assholes. Well, congrats. Assholes.
OK, being serious now, as a four-time member of the PUCKCAST fraternity - which I find damn impressive for not being a Leafs blogger - I've had fun wasting time with the two of you through internet messages and in-person gatherings.
See you at the UC in October. Assholes.
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