HOCKEENIGHT MERCH TABLE: TÄINT NÜGGET WORLD TOUR T-SHIRT
Here at Hockeenight we consider ourselves the world's foremost experts on the United Center band who creatively named themselves The Chicago Blackhawks Band. While we may not have been the first to hear them play back in the early days of the preseason, we believe we were the first to offer up some constructive criticisms that may or may not have been taken seriously.
That said, we've decided that The Chicago Blackhawks Band isn't really reflective of the band and how they sound. If you follow us on Twitter you will notice we've decided that a much more apt band name is Taint Nugget. Now you can celebrate your love for Taint Nugget by purchasing the fantastic new Taint Nugget 2011-12 World Tour t-shirt. Created by our photoshop master Morph, this handsome t-shirt will have all of your friends asking you things like, "Who the fuck is Taint Nugget?" and "what the fuck is Taint Nugget?" and so on.
Not only is the official Taint Nugget font emblazoned on the front of the shirt in all its double-umlaut glory - the back also contains all of the band's tour dates complete with date, opponent and venue.
To order just click this link otherwise you're a terrible Blackhawks fan and we hope you drown in a tub of Malort - unless you're Hawknut who would probably enjoy something like that.
Posted by Slaky at 1/27/2012 4:41 PM 
Categories: Stupid Stuff
Tags: Taint Nugget T�INT N�GGET umlauts
Categories: Stupid Stuff
Tags: Taint Nugget T�INT N�GGET umlauts
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