SPRING FEVER: I don't feel like doing a recap.

There's now 4 of us doing recaps. At the beginning of the week we decide who is doing the recap each night. The guy who was supposed to do tonight's came up with some horseshit about having to "work"...I'm not naming names, but it wasn't me, CT or Slak.

So anyway, I really don't feel like doing one. I'm fucking beat, and I want to go to the gym before work tomorrow. Besides, the first period has been a hot mess. So instead, here's what we're offering...a do-it-yo-damn-self recap.


Tonight the St. Louis Blues into the United Center for a against the Chicago Blackhawks. The Blackhawks in fashion.

The game featured fight between Brandon Bollig and Ryan Reaves. Blues Captain David Backes was in tonight's game as well.

Ray Emery started his ninth straight game in goal for the Blackhawks tonight, and was clearly During the broadcast, Hawks' play-by-play man Pat Foley was clearly as the third period turned into a Hawks' goalie Corey Crawford relieved Emery to start the second period, and in his first game action since February 29. Special teams factored into the result, as the Blackhawks' power play was against Blues' goalie Jaroslav Halak.

Next up for the Hawks is a Friday night tilt against the red-hot Dallas Stars. See you in the Shoutbox.


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  • 3/13/2012 9:07 PM James Henderson wrote:
    A+ recap (precap?).

    I'd totally pay to hear Pat & Edzo freestyle rap. Make it happen, Blackhawks TV.
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  • 3/13/2012 9:21 PM Ski wrote:
    You suck fork....i feel like you didnt use enough malort references you haphazard recapper...no heart your the reason print is dead. You lepton
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    1. 3/13/2012 9:58 PM Lady Fork wrote:
      Ski, learn the difference between "your" and "you're".
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      1. 3/14/2012 7:10 AM Ski wrote:
        You must understand that I am doing this via phone. I don't always check my autocorrect but for future reference I will LFork. This is my most eloquent post for being a proletariat. Haha im also lazy as sin
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  • 3/14/2012 8:20 AM morpheus wrote:
    Hey, as I learned from my mentor, a former baseball player turned financial guru, that cheddar ain't gonna stack itself.
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  • 3/14/2012 8:21 AM Rich L. wrote:
    Here's a brief summary;

    "Kicking ass and taking names."

    'The Blues are the essence of the word - nozzle."

    "Patty Cake Kane put David Backes on his ass - he may never recover from that humiliation."

    "Seabs was clearly the winner of the 'Wam Bam thank you mam,' award last night, splattering the Blues all over the ice."

    "I beleive I almost heard Sam Fels yell 'Shoot!!!' on one of the many passed up opportunities from the slot." I know I sure as hell was yelling it.

    "Bickell continues to play with a bug up his ass." Third line was cooking with Crisco last night.

    "Andrew Shaw was bumping it up with Roman (I'm a dumb) Polack last night. This, beyond a shadow of a doubt confirms Chickenhawk is insane."

    "Freddy Kruger continues to mature like a 10 year old bottle of Ripple. He won a few big face offs in the Blues zone at the end of the game."

    "Oduya plays 29 minutes, many spectacular, after getting badly beat on the Blues 2nd goal. Great blocked shot either in the first or the third. Figure it out bitches, I can't remember everything."

    "Bollig gets the ball rolling by dropping the gloves and kicking some ass. dumb penalty- yeah probably - but this guy knows the meaning of the phrase 'Hit Someone' - so does Mayers who made Crombeen look like a punching bag. Has Jamal won every fight this year? That's hcokey!!!

    The Mighty Kaner continues to step up to the plate - and knock the cover off the ball. I talked to a family from st. Louis on the way out and the dad said , "Man, Kane is fast." No one on the Blues, last night, could take the puck away from the little sissy!

    "Hope hjarlmarrson is ok - no third period minutes?"

    "CROW SAYS NO!" That's what i'm talking about.

    "A lot of the blues stars were pretty invisible in the third period. They were beat up, beat down and turned every which way but loose. They took 6 penalties and the refs could have called 5 more on the discombobulated Blues team."

    "Finally, if that's all you got St. Louis, leave it at home. You are still our 'Ho,' go back to leaning on a lamppost."

    the end
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