Coyotes/Quebec City at Blackhawks:ALWAYS BE (re)CAPPING
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK STILL NO HOCKEY!
I'm going to give our long-time readers something they will really like: I'm going to listen to, and review, Jewel's album Pieces of You. *steely-eyed look of determination*
Jesus, there are 15 songs on here, how am I ever going to get through this?
The first song is SEVEN minutes long... mmhmmhhhnhnhnhnhnnhhhhhhhh.......
Yeah, I tried. I made it through the first five songs. Then "You Were Meant For Foolish Games" or something came on, and my Soul could not be Saved, or something. I then tried to choke down "I'm Sensitive..." which sounds like a 12-year-old girl wrote it and it recorded it in one take. Seriously, every song sounds the same. Horrible. I can't believe anyone ever paid her to sing or play her guitar. Now I have to try to get a refund from Apple for downloading that crap.
Where's my R.E.M. "Murmur" CD? I need a palate cleanser, and some Goddamn hockey, STAT!
If only we knew someone who could get that done...