Coyotes/Quebec City at Blackhawks:ALWAYS BE (re)CAPPING



FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK STILL NO HOCKEY!

I'm going to give our long-time readers something they will really like: I'm going to listen to, and review, Jewel's album Pieces of You. *steely-eyed look of determination*

THE GOOD:

Jesus, there are 15 songs on here, how am I ever going to get through this?

THE BAD:

The first song is SEVEN minutes long...  mmhmmhhhnhnhnhnhnnhhhhhhhh.......

THE UGLY:

Yeah, I tried.  I made it through the first five songs.  Then "You Were Meant For Foolish Games" or something came on, and my Soul could not be Saved, or something.  I then tried to choke down "I'm Sensitive..." which sounds like a 12-year-old girl wrote it and it recorded it in one take.  Seriously, every song sounds the same.  Horrible.  I can't believe anyone ever paid her to sing or play her guitar.  Now I have to try to get a refund from Apple for downloading that crap.

Where's my R.E.M. "Murmur" CD?  I need a palate cleanser, and some Goddamn hockey, STAT!

If only we knew someone who could get that done...

 

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  • 10/31/2012 11:52 PM Fro Dog wrote:
    Why did you download it? Just find the list of songs on the track from Google and listen to the songs on YouTube. That would have saved you some cash.

    You realize that all of this would be fixed if I get on a Puckcast? I am telling you guys that the lockout will end once that happens. Until then, enjoy writing about songs and fake hockey team recaps.
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