Hawks/Oilers: ALWAYS BE (re)CAPPING

Tonight was supposed to be the start of the Circus Trip. This is usually the time of the year where we find out what the Blackhawks are made of. The first week is Western Canada - Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver. The second week is the swing through California - San Jose, Anaheim and Los Angeles. So that's all in the crapper.

So what can I possibly recap instead of the first game of the circus trip? Something involving Lions? Tigers? Bears?

Oh, my...

So I figured I'd go with clowns. Crazy? No. Insane.

Here's what I want to know...how come none of you guys ever told me these videos existed? There are not one, not two, but three different videos of Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J adding their deepest thoughts to music videos. Tonight we're watching them watch Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe". Here, drink it in:



Let's get to this:

THE GOOD:

I've never enjoyed watching a video for a crap song more in my entire life..."I'd hit that." "Him or her?" "Boaf!"

"If this were real life, they'd be behind the garage smoking bath salts and she'd be toppin' him off." Not only is it great here, but if you can work this sentence into conversations at least twice a day for a week you'll see exactly how great your life can be.

THE BAD:

Well, the song fucking blows, and the video is pretty awful. I wouldn't recommend viewing it without these two stalwarts adding their thoughts. Say what you want about Juggalos, at least it's an ethos.

THE UGLY:

These guys are knuckleheads. They're fun knuckleheads, but still knuckleheads. Who knows, maybe they're like The Offspring, and they do this to pay their way through grad school or something like that.

Well, that's it for tonight. See you next time, and be down with the clown.

And take it easy on the Faygo.

 

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