Hockeenight Off-Day Skate

… in which Hockeenight brings you the latest in early-nineties technology: HYPERLINKS.

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With the Hawks standing at the precipice of NHL history, everyone is surely wondering about their secret formula for success. Well, a high-placed Hockeenight source points to an unsung offseason training staff hire, a game changer the Bowmans brought in from Detroit:

The Slot Guru understands that to be a winner you have to want to win and he attributes his success in life, as well as the casino, to the SPEC Principle: SELECT — PROJECT — EXPECT — COLLECT.

"Winners build winners." ONE GOAL.

Elsewhere on the internet…

Man purchases Chewbacca mask, with sexy results.

Been thinking of naming your kid Nikki or David?

And just the other day I'd wondered what Igor Makarov was up to in Saint Petersburg.

Semen: probably not the superfood we've been led to believe.

"A Datsyukian deke of all time!" And then there's, uh… this.

Lady Boners by Twitter™:

And a Twitter boner of a different color:

Finally…

Option number three of six from Project NU2, "the official Vancouver Canucks hunt for a new entrance song": "Burn It to the Ground" by Nickleback.

The rest, as they say, is up to you.

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