Hockeenight Off-Day Skate
… in which Hockeenight just tries to get the puck to the net.
To the links…
Late edit: Go read this first.
Doping scandals? We got doping scandals.
Two minigolfers tested positive for banned substances, out of 76 tested in 2011, according to the World Anti-Doping Agency. That year, one chess player also tested positive, as did two bowlers, eight roller sport athletes and one tug-of-war competitor.
Trademark law? We got trademark law.
The panel of judges sided with the Yankees, ruling that the Yankees are strongly associated with the phrase. Allowing anyone else to use the phrase exclusively would likely cause confusion, ruled the judges.
"In short, the record shows that there is only one Evil Empire in baseball and it is the New York Yankees," wrote the judges. "Accordingly, we find that [the Yankees] have a protectable trademark right in the term . . . as used in connection with baseball."
(Next week, expect the Wings assert a legal claim to "Scum", the Blues to "Pee-Stained Mitten-Wearing Half-Wits and a Dumpster Baby Named Reaves".)
This is what I imagine those mansions in London that are owned by oil billionaires and end up getting squatted by Italian crusties look like inside.
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