GONNA DRINKEN 3: SLAK'S VIKING FUNERAL
So next Saturday, August 3rd, we will all gather at Galway Bay (500 W. Diversey in Chicago) to bid Slak farewell. Slak is moving to Norway in order to get Cathymay15 to record Holiday Road for next year's playoffs.
Besides, since he's never played internationally, he can probably skate on the top 6 for Norway in the Olympics.
So come on down, buy Slak a Miller Lite (he loves that shit), and wish him well.
There might even be some music: