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This is the worst website ever.

This is the first time I have ever listened to a Podcast in my life, CT, this is fucking awesome, man.

Sophomoric. Adam Sandler would approve…Pure stupidity…I read it 22 times and I still don’t get it.
-Various members of the message board at the Hawks’ site

Nice job on the podcast also, listened this morning.  It was like a few guys casually sitting around a table having some beers, better than the stiff-collared stuff you hear on corporate radio. 
-RWBill, member of the 19 on Abel to Yzerman, regarding The Chief breaking his PUCKCAST cherry

You have been banned from Bleed Cubbie Blue.
-Al Yellon

Studying econ while listening to the Hockeenight PUCKCAST. It’s like learning and getting dumber at the same time!
-Andrew from BlackhawksDL

You need to remember that children can read your articles and clean up your language.There are lots of adults who don’t care for it either. Your article might have been a good read but I couldn’t tell you what it was about since the bad language took my attention first,If you want to be taken as a serious writer or reporter, ditch the bad language and just tell your story.


You’re a goddamn wiener.
-Slak, Slak’s Index

“Holy shit i just listened to the first 5 minutes of this ‘puckcast’. What a horrible, horrible thing that is”

I’m uncommitted really until Oct. 31, when I have to attend to my yearly duties of haunting something other than a bar. Except, of course, for Oct. 5 when I make a Puckcast debut with Forklift and CT and my son on the HOCKEENIGHT.com website, and seek to lower my reputation  from horrid to disgraceful.

-Mike Kiley, Blackhawks Confidential

My Dear !
How are you doing today ,hope every thing is under control ,? if so thanks be to God almighty who made it so ,My name is miss justina diop  I come across your profile in the net and I personally became interested in being your friend even more than that ,but as time goes on we will know better , though we can not meet face to face for the moment ,but all is the same .  I will be very glad if you can grant me my request and do me a favour by replying back ,then I will be glad to express my self and feeling to you .and have other things to share together .So feel free to contact me any time you wish in.
Hoping to talk to you soon ,have a nice day and remain Bless.

-Justina Diop

These guys are a total joke that have been run off of almost every self respecting Hawks message board there is.
-“Satirious” from The NHL Arena.

That puckcast really whipped a bactrian camels ass.

This site is shit-for-brains.
-Everyone who has ever been in the Shoutbox.

I must say, good job. Fork really does suck.
-MikeD, after listening to CT do a solo PUCKCAST.

Seriously, if anyone makes it to the end of the Puckcast with HOCKEENIGHT I’ll be amazed. It’s the gold standard in NSFW.
-James O’Brien,  Pro Hockey Talk

I tend to view you guys as high brow purveyors of all that is low brow. Oh, and you talk hockey.
-Twitter follower Sporils7

Most first-time listners to the Hockeenight Puckcast reject our show. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our show is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to even the most jaded hockey fan’s sensibilities (particularly Leafs fans.) During over 100 episodes of worldwide distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men, women or farm animals will make it through a Hockeenight Puckcast.

During their lifetime, our founders, Fork and CT, are apt to say, ‘Our Puckcast is produced for that unique group of listeners who disdain hockey knowledge or good taste in favor of Upper Decker jokes and mid 90’s Rangers references.’

It is not possible to forget the Hockeenight Puckcast. The memories just lingers and lasts – seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! PERSERVERE. Make it past two ‘shock-casts’ and with the third you could be ours…forever.

Why is everyone responding to this dickhead? His profile pic says it all. A smirking nobody who knows nothing.
-Twitter user Tudec, commenting on our Twitter profile picture of Conn Smythe & two-time Stanley Cup winning Captain Jonathan Toews

Small brains cant comprehend that..Lacking in intellect ->  >plus: Penisloaf? Worst Pejorative ever
-Twitter user davidstuart, after that pejorative was used to describe Shane Doan. Although to be fair, we said he was the “classiest penisloaf in the league.”

Don’t bother with idiots. They drag you down to their level & beat you with experience. Fucktard. —->@hockeenight
-Twitter user RabidYotesGirl

@hockeenight drinks @JeppsonsMalort like fat girls sucking cock,fast and hard.
-Nolan, owner of Galway Bay

How to lose followers in 2 easy steps: 1. RT a @hockeenight photoshop by @MonocleMan1. 2. Lose followers. #AnyQuestions?

“lol, Smurf penis!…[Slak’s Blues hate] is a beautiful thing! Reading this really made my morning!”
-Vanessa Henderson, who actually cops to being Morph’s friend

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