So, that happened. Here’s the recap: Good night.
Category: 2016 Stanley Cup Playoffs
And now a quick recap of Saturday’s game: See you on Monday night.
So the last time these two teams met, the Chicago Blackhawks were in full meltdown mode, with known bonehead Andrew Shaw getting caught on camera yelling a sexual slur at officials after flipping double rockets at them. Not only was this a dumb thing to do, but we got treatises on the First Amendment from […]
Well, now it’s interesting. THE GOOD: Duncan Keith – Duncan Keith is good. Joel Quenneville did a lot of line juggling during the game but none of that changed the fact that the Hawks are a different team when Keith’s on the ice. The lack of defensive depth may finally be catching up […]
Today marked the first postseason hockey game in the United Center since the Stanley Cup arrived late due to an Old Testament-like deluge in June 2015. However, this time rather than our august cathedral being infested by Jim Belushi, it was infested by the St. Louis Blues. The jury is still out on which is […]
The Hawks came into Game 2 tonight down 1-0 after falling in OT in Game 1. Not very much changed in terms of the lines except for the return of Duncan Keith and Richard Panik replacing Manshitter. So what happened in the game? Lets get to it: THE GOOD Duncan Keith. Holy fuck balls is […]
Tonight the second season begins, as the Chicago Blackhawks went to where you’d stick the hose to give the world an enema to play the Blues in Game 1 of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, or as the Blues lovingly refer to it, “quittin’ time.” The Hawks entered tonight’s game knowing they’d […]
It’s playoff time again, so once more the Hockeenight Mathletes have been released from the gym lockers where they had been stuffed, and they’ve been crunching the numbers on the first-round matchup between the Chicago Blackhawks and St. Louis Blues. Here’s the results of their analysis. 3/6 – ratio of Stanley Cups to years in […]
We’ve mostly enjoyed our (coming up on) 8 years of idiocy. When we started this shit-for-brains site in June of 2008, we had no idea how many different gags we’d have, or how many people would come along for the ride. But other than posts on Hockeenight’s birthday each year, we’ve never really reflected too […]