And now a quick recap of Saturday’s game: See you on Monday night.
On tonight’s Puckcast, Fork, CT and Krista meet up to talk about…well, I’m not sure what we even talked about. Pretty much that picture up top says it all, I think.
After a marathon win in Game 2 in Anaheim, Hawks fans were feeling good about heading home with a 1-1 series split. A couple home wins would have put the Hawks firmly in the driver’s seat. Instead, Corey Perry’s in the driver’s seat now, and he’s towing his MRSA infested hot tub around behind him, […]
There are shit shows, and then there’s what went down at the United Center tonight: a public enema. The Blackhawks hosted the Columbus Blue Jackets, a decidedly non-playoff team, and got the everloving shit kicked out of themselves in front of 22,000 horrified fans. How bad was the game, you ask? I would have rather […]
What with the team’s vomitous performance in Dallas on Saturday, you could have expected the Blackhawks to approach a tilt against the mostly irrelevant Carolina Staals Hurricanes like a cackle of hyenas would approach a wounded wildebeest: murderously, in concert and mercilessly. And you would have been wrong.
The Blackhawks played the Colorado Avalanche at Fort Kickass tonight. It didn’t go the Blackhawks way, as they shit the bed in the third period and lost 4-1. This was not a fun third period, so if you set your DVR to record the replay, just skip that shit. If you want an actual recap […]
It was Braindead Meatball Christmas at the United Center tonight, with the Blackhawks hosting the “Magic Man” Pavel Datsyuk and his lowly band of miscreants, the Detroit Red Wings. Finally, those “Detroit Sucks!” chants emanating from the gaping pork-holes of UC super fans would have actual meaning instead of just garnering side-eye and requests […]
It’s the bullshit middle of winter, and as the NHL prepares for the All-Star Game break, our beloved Blackhawks have been in the midst of a “mini slump” (as Edzo called it, actually accurately) after losing four of their last six. How, I wondered, would they fight their way out of these winter doldrums?! Curious, […]
No matter how desperately the NHL and the Chicago Blackhawks organization sell Chicago-Detroit games as a “rivalry renewed” or whatever shit they’re spinning, I can’t get too worked up about games against the Red Wings anymore. Meeting twice a season does not exactly a rivalry maintain. Chant “Detroit Sucks” around me and I’ll probably give […]
It was a “much anticipated” early-season matchup (if you believe Pat Foley and Edzo) with the plague dicks from Anaheim at the United Center tonight. The Blackhawks versus the Ducks, who will likely claim the October President’s Trophy and not much else this season. Despite the fact that Dick Pincher Supreme Corey Perry and the […]