After what can only be described as the most boring offseason in history (despite the creation of our brand new team), the NHL is finally almost ready to spring it’s patented brand of fun mixed with chronic stupidity on its unsuspecting fanbase (the NHL sounds a lot like Hockeenight now that I think about […]
Category: Chicago Blackhawks
So, that happened. Here’s the recap: Good night.
And now a quick recap of Saturday’s game: See you on Monday night.
So the last time these two teams met, the Chicago Blackhawks were in full meltdown mode, with known bonehead Andrew Shaw getting caught on camera yelling a sexual slur at officials after flipping double rockets at them. Not only was this a dumb thing to do, but we got treatises on the First Amendment from […]
Well, now it’s interesting. THE GOOD: Duncan Keith – Duncan Keith is good. Joel Quenneville did a lot of line juggling during the game but none of that changed the fact that the Hawks are a different team when Keith’s on the ice. The lack of defensive depth may finally be catching up […]
Today marked the first postseason hockey game in the United Center since the Stanley Cup arrived late due to an Old Testament-like deluge in June 2015. However, this time rather than our august cathedral being infested by Jim Belushi, it was infested by the St. Louis Blues. The jury is still out on which is […]
The Hawks came into Game 2 tonight down 1-0 after falling in OT in Game 1. Not very much changed in terms of the lines except for the return of Duncan Keith and Richard Panik replacing Manshitter. So what happened in the game? Lets get to it: THE GOOD Duncan Keith. Holy fuck balls is […]
Tonight the second season begins, as the Chicago Blackhawks went to where you’d stick the hose to give the world an enema to play the Blues in Game 1 of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, or as the Blues lovingly refer to it, “quittin’ time.” The Hawks entered tonight’s game knowing they’d […]
I really miss writing hatecaps. It gives me the perfect platform to eviscerate the moose-pounding meth heads collectively known as the City of Winnipeg and its gross gang of dick yankers on skates, the Jets. Ah, Winnipeg, where rounding up johns is a new pastime and someone was found injured and dogless in the local […]
The fine folks at NBC must have been absolutely giddy over having the Chicago Blackhawks and Detroit Red Wings for “Wednesday Night Rivalry”. These teams have more than a small amount of history, so naturally the NHL moved Detroit to another division, as well as the Eastern Conference. So how would the first of two […]