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Category: Detroit Red Wings

Meatball Surprise! Blackhawks 2, Scum 3 (SO)

  It was Braindead Meatball Christmas at the United Center tonight, with the Blackhawks hosting the “Magic Man” Pavel Datsyuk and his lowly band of miscreants, the Detroit Red Wings. Finally, those “Detroit Sucks!” chants emanating from the gaping pork-holes of UC super fans would have actual meaning instead of just garnering side-eye and requests […]

Motor City Bailout: Blackhawks 1, Red Wings 4

No matter how desperately the NHL and the Chicago Blackhawks organization sell Chicago-Detroit games as a “rivalry renewed” or whatever shit they’re spinning, I can’t get too worked up about games against the Red Wings anymore. Meeting twice a season does not exactly a rivalry maintain. Chant “Detroit Sucks” around me and I’ll probably give […]

VIEW FROM THE TOP: Detroit Red Wings

As the self-appointed spokesmen/woman of the Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks, we are using the idea of “To the victors go the spoils” quite seriously. What we will do between now and the night the Stanley Cup banner is raised in the United Center is point out the shortcomings of all the teams that won’t have four crisp new banners in their rafters. We continue this series with the Detroit Red Wings.

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