So, that happened. Here’s the recap: Good night.
Category: Game Recap
And now a quick recap of Saturday’s game: See you on Monday night.
So the last time these two teams met, the Chicago Blackhawks were in full meltdown mode, with known bonehead Andrew Shaw getting caught on camera yelling a sexual slur at officials after flipping double rockets at them. Not only was this a dumb thing to do, but we got treatises on the First Amendment from […]
Today marked the first postseason hockey game in the United Center since the Stanley Cup arrived late due to an Old Testament-like deluge in June 2015. However, this time rather than our august cathedral being infested by Jim Belushi, it was infested by the St. Louis Blues. The jury is still out on which is […]
The Hawks came into Game 2 tonight down 1-0 after falling in OT in Game 1. Not very much changed in terms of the lines except for the return of Duncan Keith and Richard Panik replacing Manshitter. So what happened in the game? Lets get to it: THE GOOD Duncan Keith. Holy fuck balls is […]
I’m a bit sad that this is the last hatecap of the season. It feels like I haven’t vented my anger enough this year. Where did the time go? Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset, swiftly flow the days…. Anyway, as we celebrate the downfall and early tee times of this pathetic waste of a relocation fee, […]
I really miss writing hatecaps. It gives me the perfect platform to eviscerate the moose-pounding meth heads collectively known as the City of Winnipeg and its gross gang of dick yankers on skates, the Jets. Ah, Winnipeg, where rounding up johns is a new pastime and someone was found injured and dogless in the local […]
The fine folks at NBC must have been absolutely giddy over having the Chicago Blackhawks and Detroit Red Wings for “Wednesday Night Rivalry”. These teams have more than a small amount of history, so naturally the NHL moved Detroit to another division, as well as the Eastern Conference. So how would the first of two […]
Just before the Chicago Blackhawks took on the Nashville Predators, word came out that the Hawks were sending this Spring’s first round pick, a conditional pick in 2018 and Marko Dano to Winnipeg for Andrew Ladd and a couple minor leaguers. The Hawks then had to attend to the business at hand, trying to nab […]