After what can only be described as the most boring offseason in history (despite the creation of our brand new team), the NHL is finally almost ready to spring it’s patented brand of fun mixed with chronic stupidity on its unsuspecting fanbase (the NHL sounds a lot like Hockeenight now that I think about […]
Category: Toronto Maple Leafs
The Hawks beat the Leafs tonight. Patrick Kane had a hat trick, Scott Darling got a win, and Toronto fans will have to console themselves with the fact that Bryan Bickell will surely want to come home and play in Ontario after his contract expires next year. But that’s not why I’m angry. I’m angry […]
Today started like any other game day…we had a goofy Photoshop ready to go, and I was figuring out where to use jokes about The Original Canadian Dream and Circus Bear Roman Polak. You’ll see the shop soon, just not tonight. Then an hour or so before puck drop, word came from the Blackhawks that […]
The Hawks continued their Ontario swing with a trip to AAC tonight. Two Original Six teams on very different paths: WAIT, HOLY SHIT, DIDJA HEAR? THE BATTLE OF THE VAN RIEMSDYKS WAS TONIGHT! JVR VS TVR COMPETING TO DETERMINE WHO IS THE BETTER VR, ALL ON YOUR DVR! Sorry. I’ve been hearing Michael Buffer howling […]
Now that the Chicago Blackhawks have loaned the Stanley Cup to Los Angeles for the year, it’s time for us to once again peruse the various also-rans in the NHL before the Hawks get down to the formality of reclaiming the Cup in June 2015. We continue our series with the Toronto Maple Leafs.
The puck dropped in London, Ontario Saturday, and the long wait for some Hawks fans was over as the rookie tourney got underway. Lines were: Broadhurst – Teravainen – McNeill Ross – Rasmussen – Hartman Wise – Carey – Caron Van Stralen – Danault – Bauman Defensive Pairings: Svedberg – Johns Fournier – VanRiemsdyk Gotovets […]
The Toronto Maple Leafs are bad.