By the time you read this, the game will be over. Probably. But it might not. You see, in a world where I have access to more than 900 channels on my television, there are apparently not enough to accommodate 4 separate local sports teams playing at the same time. So when I saw that CSN, CSN + and WCIU were all occupied with other sporting teams, I flipped through my guide to the NHL Network which claimed to be showing Chicago at Vancouver. Which directed me to something called CSN2 which was channel 101 which apparently does not exist in my area.
So screw this, there’s no recap, and you can thank CSN because even if the game comes on, I’m going to be in bed before it ends.
Photoshop after the jump.